Roo: I'm not a natural scorer! The Sun
WAYNE ROONEY has certainly got more than most to smile about at the second.Twenty-one goals already under his belt, in the form of his life and a dramatic derby winner over the local rivals to enlist a Wembley return.
Little wonder he was treating Old Trafford to a joyous somersaulting celebration on Wednesday twilight - even if the style left a little to be desired.
But if there is one comment to put an even broader grin on Rooney's face, it is the proposal Manchester United have become a one-man team.
In fact just about the only thing to leave him chuckling as much are the claims from those who believe cracks are appearing in a club which has dominated football for two decades.
Slugging it out for a fourth undeviatingly title, a Champions League knockout slot in the bank, a Carling Cup final date with Aston Villa next month... and righteous two goals short of his best-ever haul for a campaign.